May 6, 2008

12 things that could only ever happen in The L Word

Becoming fluent in sign language takes about 30 minutes, and can be done from a website
It never rains in LA. Neither do the seasons change – it’s always spring/summer

Throwing around buzzwords like ‘HTML’ ‘social networking sites’ and ‘overloaded server’ qualifies you as a computer whizzkid…
… and you are now the only one capable of “running an internet search” for your weird ex girlfriend
Hairdressing involves crouching in front of pretty women and staring meaningfully at them through sexy glasses, while tugging randomly at strands of hair
Periods don’t exist
…neither does thrush
Dead people think they’re the Virgin Mary or something and show up in waterfalls
Despite having sex all night and day with numerous women in a stretch limo, there is never a need to pop out for a wee
Someone like Jenny has friends
No one ever needs to buy groceries, or go to the bank, or clean the bathroom
God-awful bands like ‘Betty’ win gigs on cruise ships, The Planet, and the theme-song to a hit show about lesbians. Oh, wait…

Anon says:

May 6, 2008 at 9:29 am

Shane seems to find everyones g spot without fail very quickly cos within 0.5 seconds they are moaning dramatically. Completely ridiculous. And while I’m on Shane – as if, AS IF, she or anyone could pull three sisters and their mother in one night. AS IF.
Anon says:

May 6, 2008 at 10:18 pm

Oh for Lesbians sake just enjoy! what a bunch of miserable ‘ I wish I was there’ lesbians! Shane could most definitely find any woman’s G spot and make her hair curl at the same time by looking directly into her eyes..and…how dare we complain at the escapism placed before our very receiving eyes when the earliest gayness on my TV was John Inman saying I’m free! I don’t care that life on the L word is perfect and I don’t care that the perfect life doesn’t exist. We all KNOW that – but let’s please just smile, wistfully and enigmatically until the dream really does come true…
Miss Vicki says:

May 19, 2008 at 9:45 pm

that’s right…just sit back and enjoy the ride…lol