Will Madonna be snogging Katy ‘I kissed a girl’ Perry next?
August 7th, 2008
The Metro newspaper certainly thinks so, and its gossip writers have reached this conclusion after careful examination of the following evidence:
1. Madonna and Katy Perry will both be on tour in Britain at the same time
2. ‘Madonna’s people’ have apparently asked Katy to be in London for Madonna’s Wembley gig in September
3. Katy’s song ‘Ur so gay’ is currently Madonna’s favourite song
4. Katy Perry thinks lesbianism is fun free publicity
5. Madonna thinks lesbianism is fun free publicity (Britney edition)
6. Madonna thinks lesbianism is fun free publicity (Xtina edition)
7. Madonna thinks lesbianism is fun free publicity (random fan edition)
8. The world’s press think celebrity lesbianism is always worthy of publicity
Madonna and Katy Perry are not Lesbians they are clearly Bisexual, not sure what on the Kinsey Scale (you’ll have to ask them) what with them liking boys too. Heather
Heather ∼ August 8th, 2008 1:47 pm