Mysterious dildos baffle townsfolk
February 10th, 2009
A surprise pile of sex toys outside a house has led some residents of a rural Australian town to rename their street ‘Dildo Boulevard’.
More than 30 sex toys were found lying in front a residence last Friday, baffling local residents.
“It’s a real mystery. We have no idea where they came from,” said local woman Laurelle Bates. “I know they aren’t new. They look used.”
“There were all different kinds,” added neighbour Camilla Cappa. “Some were different colours. One was like a banana.”
Within hours of the sex toys appearing, a resident replaced the street sign, changing ‘Osbeck Road’ to ‘Dildo Boulevard’.
“I just cracked up. It was very entertaining,” said Ms Cappa. “I don’t know where they came from. This is the strangest thing.”
While some of the toys have since been crushed by passing cars, others appear to have been taken. “Some of the bigger ones are gone,” observed neighbour Robert Jones.
“Who is going to pick them up?” added Ms Cappa. “If you pick them up, you claim ownership. If you own them, you’re desperate.”
[via NTNews]
Um, maybe they were left in front of an ex-lover’s house? Out with the old, in with the new!
Pugs ∼ February 17th, 2009 4:01 am