Say it to Sappho: my mum massaged her head with my vibrator!
February 6th, 2009 by Sappho
“Dear Sappho. The most embarrassing thing ever in the world happened to me. I am sharing this because it is my way of letting go. I also need some advice. I spent £30 on a really cool clit stimulator. I had it in my top drawer in my bedroom…as you do.
My mum was visiting, came into my room one morning and whilst I was slowly waking up I realised she was reaching into the drawer. She picked up the little box that the toy was in and asked me what it was - as she was opening the box. I tried to keep my cool and answered that it was a ‘h-ead ma-ssager’. She replied ‘oh right’. Phew, I thought. Until she proceeded to massage her head… arrgghh!
I cannot use that vibrator again. All I could think was ‘that’s been on my vagina, that’s been on my vagina’. I have only used it a couple of times. I can’t throw it away, it was £30! What should I do with it?” Amanda, 24, London
Option 1 - get over yourself, pretend it never happened, and get your money’s worth.
Option 2 - give it to a charity shop.
Option 3 - sell it on ebay.
Option 4 - offer it to a friend.
Option 5 - offer it to your mum so that she can massage her head more often.
In future, you might want to consider a more effective hiding place.
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i can empathise amanda. i once had really cold toes and looked away for a brief second only then to see my mam sucking them “to bring back the blood”. T’was a shame, I used to be partial to the odd toe tonguing but I fear never again. Not that I’d suggest you never use your toy again, that would just be a waste, just block it out…..
kat ∼ February 6th, 2009 12:05 pmeeeeeuuuuuuuwww!! Kat i dont even know you but that mental image is gonna haunt me all day!!
Hella ∼ February 6th, 2009 12:23 pmOMG Hilarious:D I wouldn’t use the thing again though.
Aenbe ∼ February 7th, 2009 12:47 ami understand wot ur on about, i would be freaked out too! but if i was you i’d still use it, its still usible and it cost £30, just forget wot happened.
jay ∼ February 8th, 2009 7:27 pmOption 6, give it to your next friend who has a birthday. She’ll never know its sordid history. Do charity shops actually take sex toys?
Faith ∼ February 16th, 2009 12:32 am