Say it to Sappho: she’s a psycho but she’s hot!
August 8th, 2008
“I met a girl for the first time last night and she asked me to ‘define the relationship’. What the fxxx!? I would have told her to get lost but she’s hot. Is that bad? Thanks.” Anon, Durham
Yes, it’s bad. I think you need to start thinking with your brain and not your clit.
Do you know what it means when someone you don’t have a relationship with asks you to ‘define the relationship’? It means that she wants a relationship. It means she wants a relationship with you and nobody else. It means that she wants you to want to have a relationship with her and nobody else ever. But most importantly, it means that if you do not behave, in ‘the relationship’, in a way that she wants, she will make your life a living misery.
I look forward to your future ‘Dear Sappho’s’. There will be many if you continue on this path.
Do you have a sex/relationship problem you need Sappho’s help with? Email Sappho@lesbilicious.co.uk, and remember to include a name, age and location.
doesnt the opening title say it all “psycho” stay clear. But. Come to think of it. isnt everyone a psycho in their own way?????