Say it to Sappho: Why am I such a ladykiller?

Say it to Sappho June 6th, 2008 by Sappho

I wouldnt consider myself as very attractive but i have only ever had sex with straight hot girls. how do i turn them. what do you think straight girls look for, or are attracted to in girls like me? it seems within seconds of talkin to them they are jumpin into bed with me i dont even try to impress it just happens. thanks, ladykiller

It’s a hard-knock-life for people like us isn’t it ‘Ladykiller’?

Are you sure these girls are straight? It is highly likely their minds have been ticking away and imagining ‘what it would be like’ for some time… and then in walks you. You don’t even consider yourself attractive which suggests that maybe you aren’t. Perhaps they are looking for a ’safe’ option to experiment with (someone who won’t say ‘no’ because it is unlikely you would get any from elsewhere?).

‘Seconds’ is a pretty efficient turnover rate, especially if you aren’t trying to impress. Maybe your name is the clue – they hear it and want a bit. That is how you introduce yourself isn’t it? Ladykiller? Remember stud, we’re all ’straight’ until we’re gay in this world and it sounds to me, if anything, you are good at being in the right place at the right time.

Do you have a sex/relationship problem you need Sappho’s help with? Email Sappho@lesbilicious.co.uk, and remember to include a name, age and location.

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  • HAHA i really didnt think this would get placed on the site. hmmm im not to sure about the response. i said i dont consider myself attractive. partly to not sound egotystical and partly because genuinly i dont. but i do model so there must be something worth looking at on me. hehe. thanks anyway. it is partly my own fault tho as i do tend to be attracted to “straight” looking girls. like myself. and haha no i do not intriduce myself as ladykiller. they call me jane.

    "LADYKILLER" ∼ June 16th, 2008 7:23 pm
  • Jane I stand corrected. You see, I judged you based on the tone of email text; something I generally deplore in others. If I’m honest though, I read in between the lines that you were probably trying to avoid being arrogant. Maybe if you were honest with yourself about your attractiveness in the first place you wouldn’t have needed to email me to ask silly questions that warrant Sappho sarcasm in response.

    For the benefit of Lesbilicious readers, are you available exclusively for straight ladies or are you up for blessing the LBi population with your modest good looks (and reading in between the lines again, your skill in the bedroom)? ;)

    Sappho ∼ June 16th, 2008 10:24 pm
  • Maybe those girls are spagghetti?? Straight until wet…

    Emma ∼ June 20th, 2008 7:29 am
  • they call you jane? ..that’s not your name ..that’s not your name.. maybe jolisa?

    Lucy ∼ June 20th, 2008 11:29 pm

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