Sex toy review: Double dildo
March 30th, 2010
‘We tried to call but you were out’, the card reads… a signature is required. Getting in from work that’s not what I wanted to hear, writes Jessica Rabbit. It means trekking to the Post Office to collect a sex toy – let’s hope it’s discreetly wrapped.
Picking it up was fine, carrying it to the restaurant was amusing, and sitting and eating Nando’s chicken with a double dildo next to the ketchup was even better.
Many hours later, it was time to put it to the test.
At first glance, it looked impressive. Made of ’super safe silicone’, the Double Dildo: 36 looked the part, so to speak. According to Sh!, it is the fusing together of two popular slim dildos to create a flexible double-trouble offering. One end is slightly longer than the other, but thinner too, with the other offering more girth, both with twisting contours for that extra bit of stimulation.
In practice, and we did need a fair bit, the practicality of keeping both ends in place was fiddly. It was a bit like the hokey cokey (you know the words) and, in my impatience, I did start to rage against its design.
I think the words I uttered were “Can’t you keep the damn thing in for more than a minute?” Yes, I know, that’s not the best turn-on in the heat of the moment. But fortunately for me, my girlfriend displayed a little more calmness in the face of adversity and we gave it another chance.
We weren’t disappointed.
A bit like riding a bike, there’s a knack to it. And once you find get your rhythm, you’re flying. More seasoned double dildo users may be scoffing at the mere thought of me manoeuvring around the mattress like a crab, but I promise you, it was definitely worth the wait.
The Double Dildo: 36 has great flexibility, a smooth yet contoured texture and plenty of character. Once we mastered the technique, the results were fantastic. And hey, you know what they say, practice makes perfect. So take a few hours out, visit the Sh! store, buy one of these and enjoy learning some new skills – you’ll definitely enjoy the challenge.
Review summary
Marks out of 10: 8
If the Silicone Double Dildo: 36 were a vehicle, it would be: (A more popular version of) London’s infamous bendy bus
To sum up the Silicone Double Dildo in one word: Rewarding
Tech Spec
Price: £63.99
Material: Silicone
Waterproof: Yes
Phthalate Alert: None
Weight: 330g
Total Length: 348mm
Heart Shaped Separator width: 13mm
Slimmer Dildo:
Shaft Length: 165mm
Diameter: 26.5mm
Wider Dildo:
Shaft Length: 170mm
Diameter: 34.8mm
Lube: Water-Based Only
Cleaning: Use Sh! Toy Cleaner/Soap/10% bleach solution/rubbing alcohol. Rinse thoroughly. To sterilise: Boil 3 minutes / or dishwasher - top rack!
Care: Avoid breaking the surface of your dildo. Keep away from direct heat or sunlight. Store in a dry, fluff-free place.
Buy this silicone double dildo and other lesbian sex toys from: Sh! Online.
Disclosure: Sh! Women’s Store is an advertiser on Lesbilicious.
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