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The phrase ‘special delivery’ has become something of a euphemism in my world of late, writes Jessica Rabbit.

Lazing in bed on a Saturday morning, the postman has just carried a sex toy up two flights of stairs and is buzzing my door.

As chastely as I can be, knowing that in his hands he is holding something destined for my nether regions, I smile sweetly, sign and retreat. It’s something of a triumph of superiority; while he’s out collecting from boxes, I’m preparing to give mine a special delivery of its own.

Fortunately for me, this parcel was deceptively shaped unlike the last one that truly did greet me like a giant phallus in bubble wrap.

Anyhow, I opened it to find the Finger Tingles Vibrator. It wasn’t something I’d seen before. I discovered that it is worn on the hand and basically makes your finger move faster than a washing machine on spin cycle, giving you a superpower that most lesbians could only dream of. Forget flying, invisibility or time travel – the Finger Tingles is the closest thing to ET’s life-giving glowing digit that you’re ever going to get.

What’s great about the Finger Tingles is it removes the need for plastic on skin – it simply boosts your ability to stimulate yourself (or another) at speeds that would make Jenson Button quiver – all with the added benefit of it actually being your own body part doing the work. I say work, but I lie; it requires very little effort whatsoever. Pretty good for any of us that have ever suffered RSI-inducing ‘fingering fatigue’ in the past.

The Finger Tingles is powered by the super silent RO-80 ‘bullet’ vibrator, which can be removed easily for cleaning or for use by itself. It’s a powerful engine, giving the toy great potential. It’s a product that’s ideal for first-time vibe users or for those couples venturing into toys. It’s simple, effective and fits in your hand luggage. At £18.99, it’s a great price for guaranteed orgasms at the touch of a button, so to speak.

So go go gadget finger – this is one mission that I’m going to complete. Wowsers!

Review summary

Marks out of 10: 8
If the Finger Tingles were a vehicle, it would be: a red Vespa
To sum up the Finger Tingles in one word: handy

Tech spec

Price: £18.99
Intensity on full power: Strong
Volume on full power: Can’t be heard hardly at all
Ease of Use: Middling

Material: Intramed Silicone
Actual Length: 130mm
Diameter (at widest): 40mm
Weight: 25g
Waterproof: Yes
Batteries: 1xLR1 (supplied with toy)

Buy the Finger Tingles Vibrator and other lesbian sex toys from Sh! Online.

Disclosure: Sh! Women’s Store is an advertiser on Lesbilicious.

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