Celebrity lesbian gossip round-up

September 8th, 2008

OMG there’s sooo much hot celebrity gossip around today! Read on for shocking revelations about Sam Ronson, Ellen and Portia, Naomi Watts, Rachel Weisz, Madonna and Jenny Shimizu! It’s all so exciting!!

Sam Ronson gets a haircut, actually looks quite hot now
DJ Sam Ronson has finally shaken off that awful peroxide mop, and instead has a cute brunette dykey cut. Has she been reading up on lesbian hair, maybe?

Lindsey Lohan refuses naked Playboy spread
Sam’s gf Lindsey has meanwhile hit the headlines for turning down $70,000 from Playboy to do a 8-page naked photo shoot. Lohan was reportedly “flattered” but for some reason doesn’t think she needs the publicity.

Ellen and Portia like baby name ‘Jumbo Shrimp’
Newly-weds Ellen Degeneres and Portia di Rossi have been talking babies… and baby names. “Jumbo Shrimp” could be a contender, according to Ellen. Seriously? Uh, no. She’s joking. We think.

Naomi Watts thinks lesbian love scenes are “easier”

Actress Naomi Watts has confessed that she prefers lesbian sex scenes. But only because they’re boring. “The easiest sex scene I have done was in Mulholland Drive,” she revealed. “That’s because it was with another woman. There was no awkwardness and there was no sexual tension.” There goes Naomi’s lesbian fanbase…

British lesbians ‘think Rachel Weisz is nice’
Naomi might be losing ladyfans, but Rachel Weisz has become some kind of queer-girl-magnet according to The Sun newspaper, who of course have their fingers right on the pulse of our queer community. (Coughthat Tegan and Sara interviewCough) Apparently, 4,000 lesbians have voted The Mummy actress to be ‘Hollywood’s hottest babe’.

Madonna and Jenny Shimizu had a fling
And now for the greatest gossip shock of all - Madonna once had a lesbian lover! The otherwise entirely heterosexual mother and wife had a fling with Angelina’s exgirlfriend, model Jenny Shimizu.

“She spotted me on a casting video and called me out of the blue,” Jenny apparently told trashy tabloid News of the World. “Then two days later I went back to a party and instantly we both knew that we’d end up in bed together. From the age of 14 I’d watched her videos and thought, ‘I’m going to have sex with that gorgeous woman one day.’ And that night my fantasy came true - again and again and again.” Gross.

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